Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
| Yogi Berra |
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
| Bill Cosby |
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
| Albert Einstein |
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I gave him a traditional african name, OJ.
| Rob Frick |
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You president Osama looks like a dirty wizard, or a homeless santa.
| Rob Frick |
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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have
to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving
certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a
rubber brick with my pajamas on.
to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving
certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a
rubber brick with my pajamas on.
| Victoria Wood |
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sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of
telling you to come off the Pill.
telling you to come off the Pill.
| Victoria Wood |
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Sexual harassment at work .... is it a problem for the
self-employed?
self-employed?
| Victoria Wood |
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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am
living up to my full potential?
living up to my full potential?
| Jane Wagner |
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about
myself
myself
| Jane Wagner |
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival
tool.
tool.
| Jane Wagner |
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
| Carl Jung |
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It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
| Alfred Adler |
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
| Brendan Gill |
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